Monday, May 29, 2017

Historical Euphemism of the day for Sex

Shoot Twixt Wind and Water.
Time Period: Late 1600s.
Anatomically correct and somewhat poetic.

Monday, May 22, 2017

Monday, May 15, 2017

Monday Historical Euphemism for Sex

1790 in Origin

"Engage in Three to One (And Bound to Lose)"

Nope, it's not a reference to a menage. (Too bad). This is a gambling metaphor and usually said by men.

I wouldn't have guessed this in a million years. Maybe you got it right away.

I'll just paste the link to the definition below and forego pictures.

Engage in three to one

Monday, May 8, 2017

Monday Historical Euphemism for Sex

Origin 1300's
Related image

"Give Someone A Green Gown"

I'm sure if you think about it long enough you'll get the reference for having sex in the grass.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

Stolen Hearts

This is a text scene I'm working on for the Stolen Hearts Series I'm working on. Very raw (pun intended).

Hi. Tell me u need some dark dominance.
Since you ordered me to wear the heels for you, I imagined it was your hands that pulled the leather tight around my ankles, your fingers grasping the clasp, buckling me into them; you’ve been on my mind constantly.
I’m wet wanting to feel you inside me.
Hmm… Constantly wet?
Yes. You creep into my head during the day. At night I lie alone in bed wanting you here. I ache to feel the forceful grip of your hand around my neck, pulling me up on my knees, my back to your muscled chest as you take me from behind.
Have u been masturbating?
I followed your instructions and have not.
Do u like being obeying?
I like being dominated. But I’m a brat.
Brats have been known to be beaten, occasionally.
With your hand, I hope.
You could buy a toy or two to use for me?
What toys did you have in mind?
A nice butt plug and some slippery ben-wa balls.
Oh, you know what buttons to push. I hate butt plugs. I’ll find them online and email links to you for your approval.
Email me the links.
Oh, I got busy cooking supper and forgot to text that I sent them.
U can call me Sir.
Yes, Sir.
Your clit is throbbing, isn’t it?
Yes, Sir.

Monday, May 1, 2017

Today's Historical Euphemism for Sex

1500-1600 "Beast with Two Backs" is a euphemism for sexual intercourse, either missionary style or standing. It is believed to be as old if not older in English from William Shakespeare's Othello.

Image result for make the beast with two backs othelloI am one sir, that comes to tell you your daughter and the moor are now making the beast with two backs.  (Othello, Act 1 Scene 1).

The origin of the euphemism is believed to be from 1532, appearing in Rabelais' Gargantua and Pantagruel originally in French.
Whereas the above example is believed to be written by Shakespeare himself in 1603.

I like the original version below best for its wit.

In the vigour of his age he married Gargamelle, daughter of the king of Parpaillons, a jolly pug, and well-mouthed wench. These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another.

Paraphrased from Wikipedia.

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